看笑話學英語22:How Long,Doctor?要多久,醫生?
聽笑話學英語:How Long, Doctor? 要多久,醫生?
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
手術后第二天，外科醫生去看他的金發碧眼的美女病人，她有點吞吞吐吐地問他多久以后她能恢復性生活。
Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon. You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."
“啊，我真的從來沒想過這點！”醫生萬分驚諤，“你是第一個做了扁桃體切除手術后問我這種問題的人！”
英語單詞學習：
1 surgeon
n. 外科醫生
n. (Surgeon)人名；(法)敘爾容
eg：The plastic surgeon undercut the skin of her cheek.
整容外科醫生將她的臉皮下部切開。
短語
plastic surgeon 整形外科醫生 ; [外科] 矯形外科醫師 ; 整形醫師 ; 美容整形師
cardiac surgeon 心外科醫生 ; 胸外科醫生 ; 心臟外科醫師
dental surgeon 牙科醫生 ; 牙醫 ; 牙外科醫師 ; 口腔外科醫生
tree surgeon 樹木整形專家 ; 樹木造型 ; 樹木外科醫生 ; 修樹工
Surgeon General 軍醫處處長 ; 衛生局局長 ; 總醫官
post surgeon 兵站外科軍醫
Surgeon Genering 一份美國衛生總署
Surgeon who 操刀者
LE SURGEON 區域 ; 法國買家
2 hesitantly
adv. 遲疑地；躊躇地
eg：Each Afghani appearing on the screen is modest, carefully and hesitantly providing leads to the National Geographic search party.
屏幕上的阿富汗人每一個都是謙卑的，小心而遲疑地為《國家地理》搜尋隊提供線索。
短語
Usually Hesitantly 他們通常遲疑
And Hesitantly 而猶豫不決
I Asked Hesitantly 我問欲言又止
I Hesitantly Hit The 俺猶豫地擊中
She Began Hesitantly 她開始猶豫不決
I Took It Hesitantly 我把它猶豫不決
Hesitantly Towards His 遲疑地走向他
I Started Hesitantly 我開始猶豫
I Hesitantly Said 我遲疑地說
3 tonsillectomy [,t?ns?'lekt?m?]
n. [耳鼻喉] 扁桃腺切除術
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