初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話27：一半（中英）
5.A Half
一半
Patient:Doctor, lately I hear only half as well as I suppose to.
病人：醫生，最近我的聽力只有我應該聽到的一半。
Doctor:I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. Say after me: eighty-eight.
醫生：我不太明白，但是讓我們做個小測試。跟我說:88。
Patient:Forty-four.
病人：44。
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