外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹95：誰死的更慘(中英)
Three stood by the golden gate and St. Peter said，St. Peter said, “sorry，we' re all filled up, so only one of you can come into heaven. So, out of you three, the one who had the most tragic death of all may enter the heaven.”
三個男人站在天堂門外，圣彼得說:“對不起，我們這里已經人滿為患你們中只有一個人能夠進人天堂。所以，你們三個人當中死得最慘的那個才能進入。”
The first man spoke, "well，I am a newlywed and I tend to get jealous of my wife and her male friends, so I forbid her to see any of them when I was at work. But today I came home early and saw two wine glasses on the coffee table and when I asked my wife what was going on, she blushed and was silent. I searched the entire house for her male friend and finally I spotted someone’s hands grasping the railing on our balcony. In a fit of rage I stomped on the hands until the rascal fell 15 stories down into the bin below. When I realized he was still alive, I unhooked my fridge and throw it over the railing. In the process of doing this, I had a heart attack.”
第一個人說:“我剛結婚不久，很嫉妒我的妻子和他的男性朋友，所以在我上班的時候，我禁止她見任何的男性朋友。但是今天我回家較早，看見咖啡桌上放著兩個葡萄酒杯，當我問妻子發生了什么事情的時候，她紅著臉不說話。我搜遍了整個屋子想找出那個男人，最后發現有個人的手抓住了我家
涼臺的欄桿。我對著那雙手就是一陣狂踢，直到那個流氓從十五樓上掉下去，可惜下面正好有一堆紙箱，當我得知他還活著時，就搬起家里的冰箱從陽臺上向下砸去，然后就突發心臟病身亡。”
St. Peter replied, "wow, that's too bad. Next?"
圣彼得說:“噢，夠慘的。下一個?”
The second man began to speak，` I am a window washer and I was minding my own business and washing the seventeenth story windows at an apartment when my safety rope snapped and I began to fa11.I reached out and in a stroke of luck on to a balcony railing on the fifteenth. I was trying to catch my breath and wait it for someone to rescue me when some lunatic started to stomp on my hands until I lost my grip and fell into the bin below. I opened my eye in disbelief only to see a fridge come crashing down onto my head.”
第二個人說:“我是一個窗戶清潔工，一天我正在清洗公寓十七樓的窗戶，安全帶不幸突然崩斷，我開始墜落，但幸運的是我抓住了十五樓陽臺的欄桿，我屏住了呼吸等著人來救我，突然有個神經病人亂踢我的手，直到我失手掉進下面的一堆紙箱。我睜開眼睛一看，一個冰箱正朝我的頭上砸來。”
St. Peter replied: "my, my. . . that is bad. Next?"
圣彼得說:“哎喲，……夠慘的。下一個?”
The third man spoke last, "well, I was hiding in the fridge when. . .”
第三個最后說:“哎，我當時正藏在冰箱里，突然……”
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