我沒有哭可是老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.
Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六歲的小強給寵壞了，他爸爸知道這一點，可他奶奶就是慣著他，他基本沒離開過奶奶身邊。他想要啥的時候，不是哭就是鬧。
說著話就到了他上學的日子了，他頭一回離開奶奶嬌寵的懷抱。
當他從學校回家時，奶奶在門口候著他。
“學校還好嗎？”奶奶問，“呆得慣嗎？哭沒哭啊？”
“哭？”小強反問道，“沒有，我沒哭，可老師哭了！”
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