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  Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply,“Oh,Ozzie,you‘ve been in another fight.”

  “But,Mom,”sniffled Ozzie,“I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy.”

  ‘Well,“said Mom,”that was brave. Who was the little boy?“

  “Me,Mommy.”

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