雙語 笑話：超強暴中式英文改錯
昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，面帶微笑的：
前臺小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前臺小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前臺小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anyｂｏｄｙ else speak english？”
前臺小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anyｂｏｄｙ here can speak english？”
前臺小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前臺小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
一級達人：翻譯出劃線的句子，外國人都看不懂的英文你來翻譯試試吧！
二級達人：改錯。將紅色句子更正為正確的用法。同時還有記得自己不要犯同樣的錯誤呢~
來測試下你是幾級達人吧，加油吧~O(∩_∩)O~參考答案：ps：都是很有用的日常用語，一定要學會哦~
1、Can/May I help you？請問你有什么需要幫助的？
2、What am I speaking of？我在說什么？
3、Nobody else here，you can go as yourself.沒有人可以幫到您，您可以隨時離開（太坑爹了這句，你來翻譯試試~）
4、What is wrong with you？你究竟有什么事？
5、My head is not here today，you can come tomorrow.老板不在，您明天再來吧~翻譯完這些，clafouti 狂滴汗有沒有，看看你有沒有更好的答案吧，呵呵~
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