外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹231：找妻子(中英)
A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,” You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
在超市里，一個(gè)男的朝一個(gè)非常漂亮的女士走過(guò)去，并對(duì)他說(shuō):“你知道嗎?我和我的妻子在超市走散了，你能和我說(shuō)幾分鐘話嗎?”
“why?”
“為什么?”
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
“因?yàn)槊慨?dāng)我和漂亮女士說(shuō)話的時(shí)候，我太太就會(huì)不知從哪兒鉆了出來(lái)。”
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