我什么時候滾出去？
“Young man, where do you work?” the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the young man.
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away,” said the judge.
The young man said, “Wait a minute! When a minute! When will I get out?”
The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”
(The judge thinks that the young man did not respond to his questions in a serious way, so he returns the favor in his response.)
年輕人，你在哪工作？“法官問被告。
“在這里，”年輕人說。
你是做什么的？“
“這里和哪里”。
“把他帶走，”法官說。
年輕人說，“等一分鐘！當一分鐘后！我什么時候滾出去？“
法官回答，“早晚的事”。
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