不過是你先起的頭哦
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
一次招工面試到末尾時，人力資源部的人問剛從麻省理工學院畢業的年輕工商管理碩士：“那你想要的起薪是多少？”
求職者說：“年薪在十二萬五千左右吧，還要看總體福利待遇。”
人力資源部的人說：“那好，放假5周、帶薪休假14天、全額醫療和牙科保險、公司配發相當于50%年薪的退休金、還有每兩年公司給配輛新車——比方說，紅色輕巡洋艦跑車，這樣的福利待遇，你看怎么樣？”
那個待聘工程師坐直了身子，說：“哇！你在開玩笑吧？”
人力資源部的人就說：“當然咯，……不過是你起的頭哦。”
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