結(jié)果正中仆人的心臟。
話(huà)說(shuō)某年某月的某一天,叁個(gè)神箭手約在一起比箭,目標(biāo)是十尺外仆人頭上的蘋(píng)果。A神箭手挽弓長(zhǎng)射,咻一聲,利箭正中蘋(píng)果。A高傲的昂起下巴,比出一根大 拇指道:「I AM后羿!」
B神箭手照本宣科,射中蘋(píng)果,這回他自大的喊了一句:「I AM丘比特!」
輪到C了,他也挽弓,利箭射出! 結(jié)果正中仆人的心臟。就聽(tīng)他結(jié)結(jié)巴巴好久才吐出一句:「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」
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