趣味圖片英語笑話:Damn karma! 該死的因果報應!(雙語)
What have we done to deserve this place in the cosmos?
我們做了什么,應該到宇宙中這樣的地方?
You remember your former life as a Nazi, right?
你還記得你的前納粹的生活,對吧?
Damn karma!
該死的因果報應!
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