雙語笑話 不錯，真的很好
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says 'Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?' To which the other woman replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real nice.' The first woman then says , 'And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises.' The second woman again replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real nice.' 'Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?' 'Oh', the second woman responds, 'When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school.' 'Why'd he do that?' the first woman asks. To which the second fine southern woman replies, 'Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them, or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a freak, but now I say that's nice, that's real nice.' 一天，兩位漂亮的南方女士坐在前門廊里，喝著冰茶。
這時其中一位女士伸出她的手，向另一位女士展示，并用她拉長調子的南方口音懶洋洋地說：“看看這個戒指，是我丈夫送給我的，很漂亮吧？”
另一位女士回答道，“哦，不錯，真地很好。”
第一位女士接著說，“就在上個月，他還帶我去了加勒比海旅游。”
第二位女士再次回答，“哦，不錯，真地很好。”
“喂，寶貝，你丈夫給你買過好東西，或帶你去過漂亮地方嗎？”
“嗯”，第二位女士回應道，“當我們剛結婚時，他送我去了禮儀學校。”
“為什么他要這樣做呢？”第一位女子問道。
第二位漂亮的南方女士回答道，“哦，你看，以前，當有人向我講述那些她們丈夫買的珠寶或曾經旅行過的地方時，我只會說那毫不奇怪啊，但現在我會說不錯，真地很好。”
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