我沒告訴過你不能在吃飯時說這些嗎？
John:Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father:Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother:Why did you ask the question,John?
John:It’s because I saw one on daddy’s on daddy’s lettuce,but now it’s gone.
約翰：爸爸，毛毛蟲能吃嗎?
爸爸：我沒告訴過你不能在吃飯時說這些嗎？
媽媽：你為什么問這個呢，約翰？
約翰：因為我看到爸爸的生菜里有一只，不過現在沒了。
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