外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹117：極端的自殺性爆炸者(中英)
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BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army has responded by. . ."
英國廣播公司世界新聞:“一名巴勒斯坦自殺性爆炸者在以色列北部小鎮阿夫拉又一次引發爆炸，造成至少四人死亡多人受傷。以色列軍隊決定對此做出反應……”
Rick, bored, while I worked out his Algebra problem for him: "Can't they catch the guy who's doing all this bombing?
當我給我的兒子雷克做他的代數題的時候，雷克無聊的問我:“他們能抓住做所有這些事的那個人嗎?”
Me: "Uh. . . er. . . well, might not be the same guy. I think they might be getting names confused, you know, they got a lot of similar sounding names there一a lot of Mohammad's. "
我說:“這個嘛，也許不是同一個人。我覺得他們也許把名字搞混了。你知道嗎?他們有許多人的名字聽上去都差不多，都是叫穆罕默德什么的。”
Rick: "Oh.”
雷克:“噢。”
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