外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹118：戈爾巴喬夫同志的司機(中英)
Comrade Gorbachev is being driven from his dacha to Moscow and is in a hurry. He is getting irritated with the slowness of his driver. "Can't you go any faster?" he says angrily. "I have to obey the speed limits,” says the driver.
戈爾巴喬夫同志正急急忙忙地從郊外的別墅搬到莫斯科。他對司機慢慢悠悠地開車感到非常生氣，喊道:“你能不能開快點呀?”“我必須遵守限速規定。”司機回答。
Finally Gorbachev orders the driver into the back and takes the wheel. Sure enough a patrol car soon pulls them over. The senior officer orders the junior to go to write up the ticket. But the junior officer comes back and says he can't give them a ticket, the person in the car is too important.
最后戈爾巴喬夫讓司機坐到后面去，他自己親自開車。不一會兒，警察的巡邏車就把他們攔到了路邊。一個高級警官讓一個下級警察去開罰單。然而，年輕的警察又回來了，說自己不敢開罰單，因為車子里坐的是一個很大的官兒。
"Well, who is it?” the senior officer asks.
“是嗎，誰呀?”警官問。
"I didn't recognize him,” says the junior officer,” but Comrade Gorbachev is his chauffeur.”
“我不認識，”警察答道，“可是就連戈爾巴喬夫同志都是他的司機。
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