上帝與世界杯
笑話一天，一個(gè)韓國人，一個(gè)日本人和一個(gè)中國人去見上帝。
韓國人問上帝：“我們韓國何時(shí)能獲得世界杯的冠軍？”上帝：“50年。”韓國人哭了：
“我這輩子是看不到了。”日本人于是也問上帝：“我們何時(shí)能獲得世界杯足球賽的冠軍
呢？”上帝答：“也許100年吧。”日本人哭了：“我下一輩子也看不到了。”此時(shí)，中國人
問：“我們何時(shí)能獲得世界杯足球賽的冠軍呢？”上帝哭了：“我是看不到了。”
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