笑話習(xí)題簿11.2.4
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 湯姆:媽媽,我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽:當(dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
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