小男孩與驢子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. “What are you holding onto your brother so tight for， sonny？” asked one of them.
“So he won't join the army，” the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
一個(gè)小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過(guò)部隊(duì)營(yíng)房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑：“小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？”
“這樣，他就不會(huì)去參軍了。”小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
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