英語幽默笑話30秒Unit40：Butcher and Lawyer 肉商與律師 (雙語)
Butcher and Lawyer
有一只狗，跑進一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺子上搶走。
A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.
很幸運地，肉商辨認出’這只狗是屬于他鄰居的。
Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。于是他就打電話給他的鄰居說：
Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,
“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會為這塊肉的損失費用負責任嗎？”
"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of the meat?"
這名律師回答說：“當然會呀，這塊烤肉多少錢呢？”
The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"
“八元。”幾天后，這位肉商收到一封郵件，里面有一張八元的支票。
"$8."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $8.
這張支票卻附上了一張發(fā)票，上面寫著：
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
“法律咨詢服務 ：一百五十元。”
Legal Consultation Service:$150.
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