外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹156：口信(中英)
It is December 30 1999 11:00 P. M.，Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Boris Yeltsin appear before god.
一九九九年十二月三十日晚上十一點，比爾·克林頓、比爾·蓋茨和鮑里斯·葉利欽出現在上帝面前。
God:I have called you here with me because to my opinion you are the three most important men on earth. I want you to spread the message that I will destroy the earth on January 1. I will now send you back. . . spread the message.
上帝說:“我把你們叫到這里來，是因為我覺得你們是世界上三個最重要的人。我想讓你們散布一個消息，就是我將在一月一日的時候摧毀地球。我現在把你們放回去，散播這個消息。”
Boris Yeltsin: He gathers his comrades and says, "Friends, I have good news and bad news for us: The good news is God exists; the bad news is that the world will be destroyed soon.”
鮑里斯·葉利欽:他招集他的同志然后說:“朋友們，我有兩個壞消息:一是上帝確實存在;二是地球將很快就會毀滅。”
Bill Clinton: Clinton gathers his staff members and senators and says, "I have good news and bad news: The good news is that God exists; the bad news is that he will destroy the world.”
比爾·克林頓:他招集參贊和議員然后說:“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息:好消息是上帝確實存在;壞消息是他將毀滅地球。”
Bill Gates: Gates gathers all his managers and says, "I just have good news for you guys:1 am one of the three most important people on the planet; The Y2K一bug is solved.”
比爾·蓋茨:他招集所有的經理然后說:“我有兩個好消息告訴大家。一個就是我是這個星球上三個最重要的人之一，二是計算機千年蟲問題終于能解決了。”
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