外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹168：收考卷(中英)
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously，although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
一天，一個(gè)學(xué)生正在參加一個(gè)非常難的論文考試?？荚嚱Y(jié)束了，教授讓所有的學(xué)生放下鉛筆，把他們的試卷交上來。但是他仍舊在不停地寫。無論教授怎么警告他，甚至說如果不馬上停筆的話就取消他的考試資格。這個(gè)學(xué)生仍舊在不停地答卷。十分鐘后他寫完了，但是教授拒絕收他的試卷。
The student asked, "Do you know who l am?"
這個(gè)學(xué)生問:“你知道我是誰嗎?”
The professor said，"No and I don’t care.
教授嚴(yán)肅地回答說:“不，我也不想知道你是誰。”學(xué)生繼續(xù)追問說:“你真的不知道我是誰?”
The student asked again，"Are you sure you don't know who I am?"
教授說不知道。
The professor again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle，then threw the papers in the air.
然后，這個(gè)學(xué)生走到那堆試卷前，把他的試卷塞到了那堆試卷的中間，然后把它們?nèi)珤佅蛄丝罩小?/p>
"Good.” the student said, and walked out. He passed
“太好了。”學(xué)生說完就離開了。他考試通過了。
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