趣味圖片英語笑話：Twilight 暮光之城（雙語）
here's a statistic illustrating how your carees will evolve, the moment you're not part of these movies anymore...
這是個(gè)統(tǒng)計(jì)解釋你們的生涯的變化，這一刻你們不再是電影的一部分
how the stars of 'twilight' get their pale skin color
如何使“暮光之城”的明星們膚色蒼白
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