不帶臟字的英文罵人法
中國人常用“罵人不帶一個臟字”來形容那些會罵人又刻薄的人。在英語中，我們反感那些以P、以D開頭的骯臟字眼！而對于處于極度憤怒中的人來說難免也需要口頭發泄發泄，但為了避免那種引人反感且自我反感的臟話，他們也許可以從下面的語言表達中學到點什么……
1，Hey！wise up！放聰明點好嗎？
當別人做了蠢事時,你可以說,“Don't be stupid！”或“Don't be silly.”但這是非常不禮貌的說法。客氣一點的說法就是：Wise up！你也可以用尖酸刻薄的語氣說：Wise up, please.然后故意把please的尾音拉得長長的。
2，Put up or shut up.要么你就去做，不然就給我閉嘴。
要注意的是，Put up字典上查不到“自己去做”的意思,但口語表達則有此意。
3，You eat with that mouth？你是用這張嘴吃飯的嗎？
別人對你說臟話,你就回敬他這句,言下之意是你的嘴那么臟,你還用它吃飯？還有一種說法：“You kiss your mother with that mouth？”你用這張臟嘴親你媽媽嗎？
所以下次記得如果有老外對你說臟話,不要再罵回去,保持風度,說一句,“You eat with that mouth？”就扯平了。
4，You are dead meat.你死定了。
也可以說：“You are dead.”你完蛋了。
5，Don't you dare！How dare you！你好大的膽子啊！
這句話可以在兩種場合說,第一種是很嚴肅的場合,如小孩子很調皮,不聽話，父母就會說,“Don't you dare！”意思是你給我當心點,不然等會就要挨打了。另一種場合是開玩笑,如有人說他要跟某網友約會,你說“Don't you dare？”就有點開玩笑的語氣，你不怕被恐龍給吃了嗎？
6，Don't push me around.不要擺布我。
通常當我講這句話時，我還會想到一個字“bossy”，像是老板一樣,喜歡指揮別人。如：“You are so bossy. I Don't like that.”這句話也可以單講,“Don't push me.”或“Don't push me any further.”。
7，You want to step outside？想到外去單挑嗎？
二個人一言不合吵起來了,可能就有人要說這句了，指的就是要不要出去打架啦。我還聽過類似的用法,如：“Do you want to pick a fight？”你要挑起爭端嗎？
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