知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇36：Love Dress 愛的衣裳（中英+）
A mother is going over to son's house,who happened to be just married.She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked.
一個母親去剛剛結了婚的兒子家，她敲了敲門，開門的是兒媳婦，她居然沒有穿任何衣服！
The mother is shocked, and goes,quot;Why are you walking around the house naked?"The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress,and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited."
婆婆很吃驚地說，“你干嗎光著身子在屋里走啊？”新媳婦回答，“哦，我穿的是愛的衣裳，每次我一穿這衣服，我老公就會變得很激動。”
The mother ponders over this for a while, then goes home.After a little more thinking,the mother decides to try it on her husband when he gets home.So when her husband knocks on the door, she answers it, naked.
婆婆沉吟了一會兒就回家了。她又想了一陣，決定在自己老公回家時，也用這一招試試他。于是，當她老公敲門時，她也光著身子去應門。
The husband looks her up and down.Then he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around the house naked?!"So the mother explains, "This is my love dress."
老頭上上下下地打量了她一番，說，“你到底是在干嗎，光著身子在屋里走來走去？！”老太婆回答，“這是一件愛的衣裳啊。”
The husband looks shocked, and then replies,quot;Well, it needs to be ironed!"
老頭看起來很震驚，然后說道，“哦，那你這件衣服實在是該熨一熨了。”
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