趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話:my soul 我的靈魂(雙語(yǔ))
I'm getting into Mindfulness! I need to take care of my soul!
我正進(jìn)入正念!我需要照顧我的靈魂!
I've heard it makes you real fat ...
我聽(tīng)說(shuō)它讓你真正的肥胖…
It was dropped
它被拋棄了
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