英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:誰是做事最有條理的人(雙語)
Fat broad: Who was the most organized woman you’ve ever known?
胖妹:誰是你認識最有條理的女人?
Sally: That would be my aunt Minnie!
莎莉:我阿姨米妮!
Sally: …She used to stamp expiration dates on her leftovers.
莎莉:…她是給剩飯剩菜戳保質(zhì)期的。
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