英漢雙語笑話：An Old Couple's Quarrel 老夫妻吵架
an old couple's quarrel
a couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. the loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "i'll law you to the circuit court."
"i'm willing," said the other.
"i'll law you to the supreme court."
"i'll be there."
"and i'll law the hell!"
"my attorney will be there," was the calm reply.
老夫妻吵架
一對(duì)性情乖僻的老夫妻發(fā)生了爭(zhēng)吵，一直鬧到地方法官那里。敗訴的一方以一種臨戰(zhàn)的姿態(tài)沖著對(duì)方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”
“愿意奉陪。”另一個(gè)說。
“我要到最高法院去告你。”
“我也陪你。”
“我還要到地獄去告你。”
“我的代理人會(huì)奉陪的。”對(duì)方平靜的說。
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