趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：mobile games 手機(jī)游戲（雙語(yǔ)）
It seems that your kid doesn't consist of anything organic in the traditional sense. No intestines, no blood, no nothing. Only fragments of Youtube videos, mobile games, snapchats, all floating around in lukewarm coke...
看來(lái)你的孩子沒(méi)有任何傳統(tǒng)意義上的有機(jī)體。無(wú)腸，無(wú)血，什么都沒(méi)有。 只有YouTube片段視頻，手機(jī)游戲，snapchats，都在不冷不熱的焦炭中漂浮著...
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