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每日一笑:Just Sew the Buttonhole(6.16)

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                   Just Sew the Buttonhole

New Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
New Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed
up the buttonhole.


              只縫上了扣眼兒

新婚丈夫:你給我把扣子縫好了嗎,親愛的?
新婚妻子:沒有,親愛的。我找不到扣子,所以我只把扣眼兒給縫上了。

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