每日一笑North or South(8.25)

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North or South?

　　　
　　　 Jack: Now, guess it. When the head of a cow points north,
　　　　　　where will her tail point?
　　　 John: To the south, naturally.
　　　 Jack: You are wrong. It points to the ground, as usual.

　　　　　　　　　　北還是南？　　　
　　　
　　　杰克：現在，你來猜猜看。當一頭牛的腦袋沖著北邊時，
　　　　　　它的尾巴指向什么地方？
　　　約翰：當然是南方了。
　　　杰克：錯了，它還是象往常一樣沖著地面。

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小格言:就算大海遙望無邊,可是也有停泊靠岸,,,,

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