每日一笑：As soon as you wake up, you‘re fired（10.23）
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As soon as you wake up, you're fired
一睡醒，你就被炒魷魚了
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
我的同事有好幾小時不見人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最后老板發現，他正在睡大覺。沒叫醒他，老板悄無聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個紙條。“睡覺時”，條上寫著，“你是我的員工，醒來你就不是了。”
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