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It's always me

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"
　　The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

　　總是我

　　一位父親對他的兒子們說：“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢？”
　　大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　父親接著說：“明天我要殺一口豬，誰要吃呢？”
　　又是大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　父親又說：“明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢？”
　　大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。”

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