每日一笑（5.4）
A Careless Barber
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No.
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
粗心的理發員
理發員：你進來時是不是系著紅圍巾？
顧客：沒有呀。
理發員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。
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