英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話84
AN ENERGETIC WIFE
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.
精力旺盛的妻子
鄰居：昨天夜里我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什么事嗎？
丈夫：沒(méi)什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么會(huì)有那么大的聲音？
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。
2.
GOOD ADVICE
The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor, "follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months."
忠告
臃腫的銷(xiāo)售經(jīng)理做過(guò)常規(guī)體檢后，正要離開(kāi)大夫的診室。“聽(tīng)著，”大夫說(shuō)，“遵守這個(gè)食譜，我希望3個(gè)月后再來(lái)這兒體檢時(shí)能見(jiàn)到四分之三的你。”
3.
THREE PEOPLE
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."
三個(gè)人
有一個(gè)人參觀墓地時(shí)見(jiàn)到一塊墓碑上寫(xiě)著：“在這里安息的是約翰凱利，一個(gè)律師，一個(gè)誠(chéng)實(shí)的人。”“這是怎么回事！”他叫了起來(lái)。“他們?cè)谝粋€(gè)墳?zāi)沽寺窳巳齻€(gè)人。”
4.
TWO HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)
護(hù)士：手術(shù)后你感覺(jué)怎樣？
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺(jué)到我體內(nèi)有兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)。
護(hù)士：怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
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