英漢雙語笑話91
Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying?
母雞的腿
兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢？
父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了？
2.
Clever Thieves
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
聰明的小偷
警察：你估計小偷是什么時候進入你家的？
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么時候？
3.
Birthday
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
生日
教授：你的生日是什么時候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。
4.
Mushroom and Toadstool
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
蘑菇與毒蕈
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開呢？
年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。
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