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笑話習題簿11.1.19

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              In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
   "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"
   " Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."
   "Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."
   在一家電影院里,一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來,沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后,他回到那排位子并問坐在首位的那位男士道:
   “對不起,請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎?”
   “是的,不過沒什么關系,一點也不疼。”
   “噢,不,我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。”
練習:
你知道怎么樣才不會在電影院迷路了?
答案:
多踩踩別人的腳~                                                   

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