Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark tha...
An older man looking at a piece of paper.
His wife asked, "BALA, What are you looking for?"
The man said, "NOTHING"
"What NOTHING?" Wife angry serious"you have been look...
92.Sleeping Pills92.安眠藥Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night.He went to see his doctor，who prescribed some extra一strong sleeping pills.鮑勃晚上失眠。他...
【成語來源】
walls have ears
隔墻有耳
Once upon a time, there was a curious man.
從前，有一個好奇心很重的人。
He liked to gossip about other peoples' privacy.
他總是喜歡四處打聽別人的秘...
Not Here Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you." "How can you see me w...
I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. "It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?" "I'm the driver," he s...
One day a big ship hit a smaller ship while they were both gong from England to America. The smaller ship was badly damaged， and had to be taken back to England， where a judge had to decide who...
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do yo...
Alexander the Great Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor, somewhat nettled, said："Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to lack...
