爆笑英語幽默笑話精92：Sleeping Pills安眠藥（英漢雙語笑話）
92.Sleeping Pills
92.安眠藥
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night.He went to see his doctor，who prescribed some extra一strong sleeping pills.
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。
Sunday night Bob took the pills，slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office，strolled in and said to his boss，“I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，溜達進去，對老板說:“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。”
"That’s fine，”roared the boss，"but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
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