Insults Joke(4)
A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked，“How do I look in this dress？”
He said，“Not too bad.”
Smiling ever so sweetly，she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake，the brother then said，“I said you don‘t look TOO bad，that doesn’t mean that you don‘t still look bad.”
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