英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿11.4.14
A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it is," answered the waitress. "We've only been open two weeks." 鎮(zhèn)上開(kāi)了家新餐館，我丈夫Walter和我決定去嘗嘗。女招待給我們寫(xiě)菜時(shí)，Walter問(wèn)餐館的咖啡是否新鮮。“絕對(duì)新鮮，”，女招待回答說(shuō)，“我們才剛開(kāi)了兩星期。”練習(xí):
如果不新鮮，會(huì)有多久? 答案：
有可能是前面的店子關(guān)門(mén)剩下的，哇咔咔~~
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