Where is the egg? 雙語笑話故事
Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.雞蛋在哪里？老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。老師：“雞蛋”在哪？學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生
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