他們到底在忙什么？
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents? "
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The police. "
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The firemen. "
"Can I speak to them? "
"They're busy. "
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Looking for me. "
電話鈴響了，小男孩接了電話。
“請你父母聽電話好嗎？”
“他們很忙。”
“噢，那家里還有其他人嗎？”
“還有警察。”
“我可以和他們說話嗎？”
“他們很忙。”
“那還有其他人嗎？”
“還有消防員。”
“我可以和他們說話嗎？”
“他們也很忙。”
“請直接告訴我——你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家，但他們都很忙，他們到底在干什么？”
“在找我。”
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