老狗難改吠聲。
A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
有個醉漢給警察打電話，舉報他車里進過小偷。
“他們偷了儀表盤、方向盤，連剎車踏板都不放過！”他大聲喊著。
可是，在警察出發調查之前，電話又響了。“沒事了，”醉漢打著酒嗝說，“我搞錯了，坐到后排去了。”
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