因為她是一個賣犁的。
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the pear."
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“你做了昨天給你的錢?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。
“你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩美分。但是你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“你做了昨天給你的錢?”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。
“你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。
“再給你兩美分。但是你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“因為她是一個賣犁的。”
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