所有的草都吃完了就走了啊
Artist:"that,sir,is a cow grazing."
Visitor:"where is the grass?"
Artist:"the cow has eaten it."
Visitor:"but where is the cow?"
Artist:"you don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass,do you?"
藝術(shù)家:"先生,這是牛吃草”
參觀者:“草在哪里?”
藝術(shù)家:“牛吃了它。”
參觀者:“但是牛去哪了?”
藝術(shù)家:“你不想想她會(huì)傻留在這里在她所有的草都吃完了就走了啊?”
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