第1370期 英語笑話 不用去考試
Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
湯姆：好消息，老師說今天不管下雨還是天晴我們都要考試。
John: So what's great about that?
約翰：那有什么好高興的？
Tom: It's snowing outside!
湯姆：因為現(xiàn)在外面在下雪！
*come rain or shine是指“不管發(fā)生什么情況”，相當于我們所說的“風雨無阻”。而湯姆以為是指下雨和天晴兩種情況下需要考試。
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