我在位置上放了杯冰激凌.
"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours? Can you prove it?"
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒，你占了我的位置."
"你的位置？你能征明這點嗎？"
"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
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