英文笑話:Top 45 Oxymorons
Joke：Top 45 Oxymorons
45. Act naturally 44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military Intelligence 25. Software documentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof 21. "Now， then ……" 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct Life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacation 2. Exact estimate 1. Microsoft Works
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