蘇格蘭人在討價(jià)還價(jià)
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
個(gè)美國人，一個(gè)蘇格蘭人和一個(gè)加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達(dá)天堂的大門，在那里一個(gè)慌張的彼得解釋說是搞錯(cuò)了。”每人給我500美元，”他說，“我會(huì)回報(bào)你對地球就像什么事也沒發(fā)生。”“成交！”美國人說。立刻，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己安然無恙地站在事故現(xiàn)場。“其他人在哪兒？”一個(gè)醫(yī)生問。“我知道，”美國人說，“蘇格蘭人在討價(jià)還價(jià)，與加拿大爭論說政府應(yīng)該付錢。”
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