你上學期一直在干什么？
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
父親：我答應你如果你考試及格就給你買一輛車，你失敗了。你上學期一直在干什么？
兒子：我在學開汽車。
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